Patrick is... INDESCRIBABLY UNIQUE.
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| LMFAOOOOOO GANGSTA PATICK WOOT WOOT |
His wonderful traits include:
- being SPONGEBOB'S FRIEND(?) :D
- having an attention span of less than 2 seconds, a rare quality not found in many marine creatures
- hailing food as the most precious thing in the world and willing to abandon anything/anyone for the sake of food
- being the dumbest and most dim-witted but well meaning creature on bikini bottom
- loving ice cream, jellyfish jelly sandwiches, krabby patties, chocolate bars, peanut butter tacos, cheese from the hooks, peanut butter, pickles, Astronaut-Dried food marshmallows, sandwiches, turkey, hot dogs, smoked sausages, roast chicken, beef, pizza, and especially rocks. He lives in a rock, had a rock for a pet, uses rocks to make Valentine's Day gifts, eats rocks, uses rocks as tools, and relaxes flat and enjoys sun ray catching while sitting on a rock flat
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| Sparta jokes never get old :D |
- admiring Jeffrey Jellyfish and Kevin the Sea Cucumber
- being high on air.. water?.. (and meth?)
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| Don't do drugs look what it did to PATRICK AND SPONGEBOB >:O |
- having Zs for eyebrows
- being kicked out of his original home by his parents and believing that Spongebob's parents are his parents
- going to jail several times before
- being the King of Bikini bottom for one episode of SpongeBob Squarepants
- being drunk with Spongebob
- inventing the Back Scratching, Nose Picking, Hair Combing, Ukulele Tuning Machine 9000.
- often being unintelligent and is usually carefree, magnanimous, and generally detached, but has frequently acted cold, shrewd, often selfish, even sociopathic at times.(OHOH :O)
- his famous line; "Uhhhhhhhhh..... *Drools*" 
- still alive after he ate a piece of explosive chewing gum that blew his head off
- last but not least, FOR BEING PINK!!! ZOMG.
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| Patrick's real parents, Margie and Herb |
Oh now lookie here. Kanye West made Patrick cry :'( how could he?!?!?
Hehehe... I did me research arrr :)
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