Oh my.. o.O

AHHHH. Fudge. Just erased the whole post. Now i'm too lazy to rewrite it. Gahh disaster b/c we forget to write one yesterday. Happy Halloween. Yadeedaa. You get the idea. Great. Night everyone. :)

Cheerios

2 DAYS TO HALLOOWWEEENNN

Today is a day of celebration. Because it is two days before Halloween. Which means,IT IS TWO DAYS BEFORE WE DRESS UP IN RIDICULOUS COSTUMES WITHOUT GETTING LAUGHED AT, EAT ALL THE CANDY YOU CAN POSSIBLY FIND AND PUKE OUR GUTS OUT (ehem loopoo >:]) WHEN WE (*cough) GET SCARED AT FRIGHT NIGHT AT THE PNE!! Sounds pretty amazing, no? :)




These are some darn awesome pumpkins :) I WANT TO LEARN PRO PUMPKIN CARVING SKILLS AS WELL!


Someone sure needs to go see a dentist :/ and I don't think apples apply here...

Cheers :D

BOREDD IN COMPUTER CLASS O.O

HI! im boreeedd in ccomputer classs........................................................................................
I LIKE WATERMELONS XD


YUP THTS ME XD LOL NO xD
bleh.........i should be doing my project. xD

It's a lazzyyyy daay

Today's a lazy day. You know those days when you know you really should do something, but just don't eel up to it because you don't eel like doing anything in general? GODDAMN THE F KEY ISN'T WORKING PROPERLY AGAIN. Yupp. It's that kinda day. But it's not JUST a lazy day. It's also a ~ I'M SO BORED I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO FUCKING JUMP OFF THE CNN TOWER IF PEOPLE DON'T GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO RIGHT THIS INSTANT ~ kind of day.

Story of my life

These cats are pretty awesome.

 

 Ahhh. I have a humongous biology test tomorrow that I have not studied for at all. In fact, I don't even have any inkling of what it's on... Actually I may have an inkling, but I can guarantee to you that it's not very big. Ah screw everything. I need to now go and find out which chapter(s?) my test is on :'O

I AM OFFICIALLY SCREWED. LITERALLY.

Yeah. Now that's what I call screwed.

I have recently gotten an obsession with tattoos.. I want one :)


Wouldn't the ladies think this is hot ;)

TOODLES.

CELEBRATION

THIS IN CELEBRATION OF THE OFFICIAL NINTH POST ON RANDOMNESS IS CONTAGIOUS!!!!! PARTAY!!!

now the bell rang. Partys ova :'(

BRAIN FART

I HAVE JUST HAD A HUMONGOUS BRAIN FART

Yup. That's right. My DAILY Brain Fart. But this one felt so big, it went through my eyes, ears and mouth, disintegrating my inner organs, blowing up my guts so badly I could hear the splatter as it hit the ground. or should I say, as I hit the ground. I'm dead. But I'm still typing this out.. Life sure works in WEIRD ways huh.

   VS  
  
Tsk tsk. Can you believe this? PeOplE HAve eVEn gOnE ARoUnd TeAcHInG iNNOcEnt ANImaLS to UsE Bad VeRB TeNSes :/ (AND SPELLING TOO?!?!?)

For those who are wondering how this horrible horrible tragedy could have possibly happened, let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time, there was a hamster named Riley. Riley was a very stupid hamster, I'll tell you that right now. One day, Riley was being his usual stupid self, and decided he wanted to try something stupid. Now, there was another hamster I will tell you about today. His full name is the SUPER EVIL NINJA MUTANT HAMSTER LORD MUAHAHA THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT.

The SUPER EVIL NINJA MUTANT HAMSTER LORD MUAHAHA THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT

But because that name is quite wordy, we shall call him.. THE Hamster. So. THE Hamster was bored, so he wanted to do something amusing just for the hell of it. So he convinced stupid Riley (which wasn't that hard, believe me) to try launching into space using the hamster space program.
 

However, the master plan failed, and riley ended up being blasted off a cliff down a waterfall. THE Hamster found it hilarious. No one is sure if Riley felt the same way though.

You want to know what happened next?

Wanna?

Well. That's too bad. Because no one knooows.

I'm just joking. Maybe I know what really happened to Riley. But YOU never will. :)

STORYTIMES OVAA (OH NO!)




AWWW. I EVEN MADE CAILLOU SAD. Imma horrible person aren't I...

I'M SORRY OH BOOOHOOO HOW COULD ANYONE EVER FORGIVE OR DOING SUCH A HORRIBLE THING!! D:<

I'll go cry in a corner to repent for my actions and take a nap...


Crap. Now I can't even sleep. I even forgot the reason of my brain fart . Great. So I shall go back to doing pointless, lame things that waste my time. TOODLES :D

This is for Georgie

Georgie is cool. Georgie is clueless. Georgie is sitting beside me staring with his (non-threatening) death glare. Now Georgie is sitting, eyes glazed over, staring at his computer screen.


Oh yeah. You wish you were that cool.

I'm bored. Mr.A is cool. I'm not going to tell you who Mr.A is because I don't feel like it. SUCKER. And now we will kidnap him in the middle of the night and BRAINWASH him and attach him to a intergalactical brain sucking tube and steal all the information in his head.

Yup. Cows are awesome. And then after he will look like this.



HOORAY. YAY. OKAY.

im bored still.. im still bored... TOODLEIODOS.

YESSS. DONE.

YESSS I AM FINALLY DONE MY STUPID RETARDED ESSAY AND IT'S ONLY 1 AM!!! PWEEEETY GOOOD :) AND BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE GLOATING OVER MY HURRIEDLY WRITTEN PIECE OF CRAP THAT ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE ALLOWED TO LAUGH AT BECAUSE IT IS SO POORLY DONE, I AM POSTING MY ESSAY.



EGAD.

    In the short story, "Earthquake," about the earthquake that occured on Vancouver Island in 1946, the author Jack Hodgins uses the cluelessness of the children to emphasize the fact that because of newer technology, we tend to be less prepared for anything that occurs out of the ordinary. The earthquake gives the people a new experience outside of their comfort zones, and shows that in the face of a true catastrophe, not even the strongest ground will always hold.
    The children in the story are obviously not alert to the dangers of a earthquake. They are thrilled that "the post office... [collapses] in a heap of rubble, and [looks] exactly as if it [has] been bombed." But then the shocking reality kicks in, when an eight year old boy realizes that the reality he has been living on; the reality that the "ground [will] always stay beneath [his] feet forever, fathers stay capable of heroic rescues forever, mothers stay calm in every sort of emergency forever, and houses [he lives] in stay solid and safe" is nothing more than a pretense, a cover. People can surround themselves in their fantasies and ambitions to create advanced knowledge, but they easily underestimate the power of natural disasters when they get ahead of themselves.
    Technology often provides people with a false sense of security, but in reality, humans are really insignicant in comparison to the earth. Many adults, especially the father in the story, cannot begin to understand the true feeling of vulnerability without experiencing it firsthand- the feeling when they are powerless to carry out their duty as they always have, due to the overwhelming raw power of the planet.

ew. i actually like english too. but essays are just...


*BLUCKKK* >.<

EW. YES. THATS THE WORD. EEEEWWWWWWWWW.

and now instead of getting the sleep that I really probably should get, I am going to go waste my life on facebook duddies and peeps. ciao :)

Ew.. English Essays suck.. nah essays in general suck actually.. GRRR.

I. HATE. ESSAYS. MAKE THAT IN BOLDED LETTERS, MAXIMUM FONT, AND A DEEP BLOODY RED!!!!

I don't even know what my essay is on. Isn't life wonderful.

So. Most people would pray for success in life, happiness, blah blah crap.

Even the mafia does o.O...


WELL I PRAY TO CHANGE MY PROCRASTINATION HABITS~ BUT THIS ISN'T DOING ANYTHING. WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?!?!?!?

Bahaha want to hear a joke I heard the other day? Course you do.

I asked god for a bike. But god doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

To all you christian and catholic duddies and peeps, I just want you to know I have nothing against god so DON'T BE OFFENDED. Nothing at all. Really. Seriously. Well other than... BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. GAHHH ESSSSAAAAYYYY!!!!

So. We just had a vunderful 4 day weekend. No school on thursday, friday, saturday, or sunday. So. This should have been plenty of time to do my work right? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Time hates me. I swear. SEE.

Ok. It is currently 10 59, time to get working :/ wish me luck duddies and peeps :'D

*cries deeply inside*

I was about say something important. Cuz everything I say is important cuz it comes outta my mouth. durr. 
Now that's a pretty mouth. Sighhh..

I cannot remember what the MOST IMPORTANT THING THAT I MUST SAY is. So. I will say it tomorrow. If I remember. And maybe.. maybe..

YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT. DUNDUNDUN!!!

>:) *maniacal laughter in background*

Now it is time for my mourning. Because its basically eleven fifty at night, and my essay is due first thing tomorrow :( and i still don't know my topic.

GAHHH MY F KEY IS GETTING RUSTY SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T EVEN COME OUT!!! FFFFF!!!!! FF FF FF F FFFF :/

Life is still wonderful. Boomapow is retiring for now.
Toodles :')

This is for my wubby in law, Nicoleyoleyoley because she's just so special

BANANA PEELS ARE AWESOME. NOT ONLY DO THEY PROVIDE YOU THE PLEASURE OF SLOWING RIPPING THEIR SKINS OFF AND GETTING THE SATISFYING FEEL AS THE DEFENSELESS BANANA IS STRIPPED BARE, BUT THEY CAN ALSO TRIP PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM GO FLYING!!! 

psst. let me tell you a secret. secretely..

BANANA PEELS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. They may seem harmless, until you slide on one and fall down the stairs, snapping your neck and going into a paralyzed state while the banana peel triumphs. It's true. You just don't know it.

OHOH!! :( but now it's not a secret anymore. ITS A FACT. AND THE WORD MUST BE SPREAD!!!!! All forces ready to aim at the secret banana squad!!!

DEATH TO ALL HARMLESS LOOKING BANANAS!!


ok now i can't help but feel a tad bit sorry towards the little guy :/

CURSE SENTIMENTAL FEELINGS!

The song As I Lay Dying by Confined is kinda hard to understand what they're actually saying.. Thanks for the suggestion Nanerpus, but I think I like Sum 41 better :p

Bahaha I forgot the original purpose of this post. Wubby in Law, you are awesome. And cute. And lovely. And sexy. And charming. You're sugar & spice, and everything nice :)

Nicoleyoleyoley

Now I will go throw up in the corner for saying such gooey crap. 

JOKES :D WE ALLLLL KNOW IT'S TRUE.

 
PURPLE ISSSS COOL. IM NOT DENYING IT; I ADMIRE PURPLE. JUST THROWING IT OUT THERE. BUT I DO THINK TURQUOISE IS COOLER.

dO You ThInk PufFins ArE cOoLeR OR pLaTyPUses? :O

 VS

Hard choice eh ;) So let's do something to help you decide.

FLYING SQUIRREL!!!



Daaamn. It's a clear winner.

Bahaha check out the song American Trash by Innerpartysystem i love the lyrics.

I've got this planet in my hands.
You know I'll waste it if I can.
Come on let's give it a twist
and if it all turns to shit
Oh wait, let's try that again.

My life's too short to have a plan
Here, let me help you understand
First take this drink and this pill
relax your mind and be still
Let's find out who I am
Cause I,
I'm just American Trash
Stupid American Trash

I've got this planet in my hands
I'll start to save it if I can
I'm satisfied with myself
don't care for anyone else
I'm so united when I stand
I get my facts from the TV
Believe in everything I read

It's such an ignorant bliss
when the whole fucking world wants to be
like me
Cause I,
I'm just American Trash.
Stupid American Trash.

And everyone is shutting down
the people all so worn out
Wake up, the dream is over
Wake up, the dream is over.
Cause I,
I'm just American trash.
Stupid American Trash. 

Hell Yeah :) wubby in law you rock

oh no

OH NO THE BLOG IS ACTING WEIRD :OOOOOOOOOO

DOODLE JUMP IS DANGEROUS

For all of ya pipsqueak gooshabooshas, I would like to warn you in advance. DOODLE JUMP IS A NATURAL HAZARD AND ITS REALM MUST BE PUT TO A STOP IMMMMMEEDDDIAAATTELLY. this highly addictive game will have you HYPTONIZED and staring at the screen for HOURS.

Personally i blame JONATHAN (bahaha dude i don't even know how to spell your name properly) because HE. is. the. mastermind. behind. MY ADDICTION TO DOODLE JUMP :OO...

...o.O yes. its THAT serious.

and now I will post a picture of me in the future, 30 years later [if i manage to live that long with the evil manipulative bitch always trying to murder me (but trust me it is a mutual relationship)]



YESSS.

Now i shall dedicate this short poem to my retarded friendie Lindada who is cluelessly sitting beside me.

Your eyes
gaze over
you are just tired
but look dead
you turn to talk to me
BAMM
smooth
u walked into a door.

BAHAHA :D nah actually that was lame. LETS KILL TIME!!!!

ok. maybe not too literally :/

AND NOW I WILL GO AND DO WATEVER I WAS DOING BEFORE BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT. AND WATEVER I WAS DOING BEFORE IS NONE OF UR BUSINESS BECAUSE I SAID SO. BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT. AND I CAN DO WATEVER I WANT. BECAUSE I FEEL. LIKE. IT..

..daamnn. o___o being a bossy bitch is hard.. How do u do it Lucia? JOKES :D


GAHHH. see. i was just murdered. AND NOW I HAVE COME BACK FROM THE DEAD TO HAUNT U ALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah. I like you guyss too much :) oui. Je t'aime tout le monde!

ew. now the gooey feelings are pouring in. Randomness will stop... temporarily. For now. Really. Im completely serious. Yeah you heard me right. SUCK IT UP PRINCESSES.

cuz i said so :)

PS. BAHAHAHA IM SNEEAAAKKKKYYY. this is just how much ive really been hypnotized. In the fourth line, 6th word from the left, I SPELLED HYPNOTIZED WRONG.  uhoh doodle jump is now encouraging literacy errors GASP!!. HAHA I BET ALL U SUCKERS NEVER NOTICED!!!!!! and now i will leave CALMLY (!(&(*%$(*!(*!%(#!!!) and go gloat at my wonderful victory in the corner :)

SUCCCESSSSS

Okkk duddies and peeps. THIS IS THE OFFICIAL FIRST MESSAGE OF THIS WONDERFUL NEW BLOG. Nanerpus is still up and running, but he has officially given us INSPIRATION LADEEDAAAA to be randomn and create a neeeww bloggie. ok I realize thats not how u spell random but randomn is just so much more random :P THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO CHERRY BERRY, AWEENABEAR AND NICOLEIOLY CUZ THERE'RE COOL LIKE THAT [*cough ;)]


And noww......


NATALIE DEE WILL EXPLAIN THE TRRUUUEE PURPOSE OF THIS BLOG

BOOGALA BOOGALA, it's contagious. I BLAME THIS ON NANERPUS. GAHHH IM INFECTED!!! >:O

TOODLEIODLES